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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man on a lake full of docks build another one He felt the peir pressure"
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"When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet? I say ""Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say Hello from the other side."
"Selfies are just sad reminders that you have no friends willing to take pictures of your face and cleavage."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 kept blowing up and starting on fire"
"What idiot called it ""best man"" instead of ""lord of the rings"""
"I'm going to have to rethink my time machine rental business. People keep bringing them back a day before they rented them."
"What happens when you eat burgers with onions? Bunions. (written by my 25 year old girlfriend)"
"A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. ""Hey kid"" he shouted. ""Why don't you go outside and play?"""
"How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'"