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Joke of the Day

"What is ET short for? He's got little legs."

"I just had an AMAZING salad at McDonalds. The toppings I chose were 4 big macs & 10 chicken mc nuggets with 9 sweet & sour packs as dressing"

"Stevie Wonder is a genius! He has such an eye for detail"

"This sushi restaurant has the worst service ever. ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump? Bill fucked fewer people in the Oval Office."

"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date."

"Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport? They tried to carry-on my wayward son."

"""Are you sure this lawyer is good?"" Yeah, why? ""He pronounced sue like sway"""

"It must suck when a billionaire... Wakes up feeling like a million bucks."

"Physics joke Yo mama so fat she has a spin of 2"