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Joke of the Day
"Who always wins at musical chairs? Rosa Parks"
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"My uncle once ejaculated on me Glad I got that off my chest"
"ME: *brings my mom to a knife fight* MOM: *shouting* use your words! MOM: *chasing knife fighters away with a broom* I know your mothers!"
"I look at people sometimes and think..for real? That's the sperm that won?"
"What's the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?"
"DA: Where r my legal briefs? Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!"
"[first date] *pointing indiscriminately* ""uh-oh looks like we're on the Kiss Cam"" there's no- *leans in* there's no Kiss Cam at Applebees"
"A man walks into a gay bar and says... ""Whose dick do I gotta suck to suck a dick around here?"""
"They offer an Islamic studies course at my university. *I hear it's a blast!*"
"If you're wearing Superman undies, but she's a Batman kinda girl, you might as well put your clothes back on."