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Joke of the Day
"A Polish guy bought a toilet brush.. three days later he went back to paper.."
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"""Dad!"" my shit says, right before I flush it."
"My wife cried when I bought her a car... It was a Saab."
"How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired"
"""It's terminal-"" GOD! HOW LONG DO I HAVE? ""Departure time is in three hours."" THREE? WHAT DO I DO? ""This is an airport."" SO WHAT? I'M DYING!"
"I'd totally date you, but complaining about being single is kind of my thing and I don't really want to lose that."
"[during sex] HER: this isn't working out ME: *putting sock puppet away* was it something he said?"
"Voting booths are like brothels You have to decide which ass you want."
"That awkward moment when you're in a meeting and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale."
"[META] question. Is there a such thing as a rhetorical joke?"