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Joke of the Day
"""Dad!"" my shit says, right before I flush it."
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"I was fired from the orange juice factory I just couldn't concentrate."
"did you hear about the kid who read a book about anti gravity? He just couldn't **put it down!**"
"What are four ways of spreading information that begins with ""tel""? Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman."
"I'VE GOT (( PROBLEMS AND A STUCK SHIFT KEY IS ONE."
"Your greatness is measured by the font-size of your obituary."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"So hard to hurt a vampire's feelings because you can't say ""how do you sleep at night?"" or ""how do you look at yourself in the mirror?"""
"I have a serious inflation fetish... So I moved to zimbabwe."
"The only people who get more concussions than NFL players.. are their wives"