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Joke of the Day

"""W.A.D."" a simple mnemonic device for remembering the steps in folding a fitted sheet stands for: 1. Wad it up; 2. And; 3. Done"

"I haven't seen my mom in a while My mom decided she'd rather be a man. Then we stopped seeing her much; That tends to happen with transparents."

"There's this app on my phone that makes me look ugly. It's called ""Camera."""

"Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people? Because they get jalapeno business."

"How do you catch a rabbit? You hide in a field and make carrot noises."

"I'm not informed enough to vote.... Who do you think i am? A redditor?"

"What do pirates and pimps have in common? They both say ""YO HO!"" and walk with a limp."

"Advice tip for people: 1 stick hand in glue 2 stick hand in feather 3 now you are like bird. Impress your friend."

"CRAZY PRANK!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"

"What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common? They both can't make any change"