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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Hitler talk to Jews? He had Auschwitzim"
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"Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."
"I hate when people say ""you always want what you don't have"" like that's really insightful and not just explaining the definition of ""want."""
"How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus? Social net twerking"
"I've just started a band. Were called Missing Cat might of even seen the posters for us."
"What do you call a Mexican with small muscles? No whey Jose."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black"
"My niece was the victim of demonic possession FOR THE SECOND TIME. She was repossessed."
"I've started seeing someone about my porn addiction. Her name's Brandy."
"Did you hear about the feminist light bulb? It empowers itself"