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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the feminist light bulb? It empowers itself"
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"A long queue of people waiting to be hit in the face This is the punch line"
"Avenge me but only if it's convenient."
"Two nuns are riding their bikes down a Paris street.. One looks to the other and says ""You know, I've never come this way before."" The second replies, ""Must be the cobblestones."""
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"OMG Hiccups are so annoying! You know what you should do if you have them? GO AWAY"
"My science test was like Jesus and the Cross... I fucking nailed it. Ok, I'll go now."