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Joke of the Day
"Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."
Next Joke
"Him: Take them off. All of them. *slowly unbuttons 50 cardigans"
"The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said ""Not in front of the wife""."
"Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely? He's been looking for love in Alderaan places."
"Russian history in five words ...and then it got worse"
"Why do Trumpler supporters think he's honest? He told them he would be ""fourthreich"" and they misheard."
"Everything I ever needed to know about structural engineering, I learned from Angry Birds."
"I can tell everything I need to know about a person by how they cut their sandwich. Diagonal = normal Straight = serial killer No cut = dad"
"All white people are part Asian... Their cock's Asian"
"What's the difference between apple juice and apple cider? Your sister doesn't care if you cum in juice but she won't let you cum in cider."