68882
Joke of the Day
"We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn't."
Next Joke
"Pedophiles They're fucking immature assholes."
"Why are Peruvians always deported? Because they can't Peruve they're citizens"
"its all fun and games till someone gets hurt... then its hilarious"
"You've just got to see the fan exhibition It blew me away"
"Why are atheists afraid of exponents? They don't believe in a higher power."
"So Richard Simmons is getting a sex change. Finally going to be a man..."
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!"
"Nothing is too good for my girlfriend on Valentines day... I tried to get her nothing, but she was too good for that."
"When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !"