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Joke of the Day

"When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !"

"An in-depth test to see if you know how to avoid Clickbait Apparently not!"

"Dear necessity, happy mothers day! -Invention."

"Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full."

"When live gives you lemons... life is trying to tell you you're leading a sour life."

"Who called them ""priests"" instead of ""weapons of mass instruction""?"

"Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face."

"I am the boss of me. And my wife is my boss's boss."

"My friend from Hollywood always told me, ""Shoot for the stars."" He was an assassin."