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Joke of the Day
"You've just got to see the fan exhibition It blew me away"
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"Did you hear Miley Cyrus does webcam gigs from her lounge now? You might say she's twerking from home."
"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."
"If a stork symbolizes birth what type of bird symbolizes birth control? A swallow"
"What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died? Well, that's the edamame."
"What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"Calm down with that charm bracelet, lady. Every time you move your hand I look around for Santa's sleigh."
"Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert? Because he was stuffed!"
"Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Daisies are brown, I'm a terrible gardener."
"Things I need now because of Twitter: 1. A cat 2. A beard 3. Printer for Avis 4. Duct tape 5. Rope 6. Gas card"