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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"
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"How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams ""REPOST"""
"What do you call a ghost without any feet? A lost sole"
"I don't use the car horn much but I will frown harshly at bad drivers and I'm pretty sure it fucks up their day."
"Why did the cop cross the road? To shoot a black kid."
"If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."
"A woman said to her husband: ""Tie me and I'll let do what you want"" Then, he tied her and slept with the maid"
"Someday I'll open a store that specializes in bedside furniture. The name of the store will be ""One"" I figure it'll be the only way I'll ever have a ""One nightstand."""
"Thank you Twitter for introducing me to brilliant people , but your suggestions of who is similar to me is making me reassess my life."
"My girlfriend is kind of like Pandora. Everyone once and a while I just have to let it know I'm still listening even though its all just noise at this point."