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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a bike stand on its own? It's two tired."
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"Police Chief: As a recruit you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? New Recruit: Call for backup!"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Gimme a beer and a mop."""
"That awkward moment in church when you put your hands together to pray & you see the stamp from last night & you remember..."
"What happened why the grape was squished? It let out a little wine Eh....eh..eh"
"Q: Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? A: He wanted to work overtime."
"What's the difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with the light on."
"""If something goes wrong, we'll just go to a blue DOS screen and dump out an indecipherable log of what happened"". This was a choice made."
"I parked in the ""C"" section of the parking lot. So, naturally, I had to climb out of the sunroof."
"How do deaf mathematicians communicate? Through sine language."