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Joke of the Day
"Dominos pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens."
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"Not all men are stupid... Some are still single."
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"What do you call someone who has irrational and prejudiced views against motor races? A feminist"
"two year old comes up to me asking if I've seen a dummy, unaware that she's just set herself up for the most brutal slam of her little life."
"I'm terrified of the day robots become self-aware and start wearing fedoras."