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Joke of the Day

"I always keep at least 6 wigs in my trunk for trips to the grocery store so I can keep going back for samples"

"What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast? Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)"

"Drummer's joke I texted my old band today saying I miss playing music. They replied with ""What's new? You missed playing, when you were with us, man!"""

"How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !"

"A cell's sister stepped on the cell's toe. ""Mitosis"""

"Why is George Bush in bed every night by 9:10? Because nothing good happens after 9:11."

"What do you call a sketchy place in Italy? The ""spaghetto"""

"Pal: That's an impressive stingray. How'd you catch it? Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way."

"It's hard to find a good babysitter who doesn't mind being paid in heroin."

"What type of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"