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Joke of the Day

"Request: Jokes for the sick? I have a good friend who was just hospitalized, hopefully nothing too serious. I'd love to send him a few short, clean jokes to cheer him up. Thanks!"

"What did Sloth say when he found gold? AU GUYS!!!"

"Howcome you can't see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're very good at it."

"Just another lawyer joke Lawyer: ""Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"" Witness: ""By death."" Lawyer: ""And by whose death was it terminated?"""

"How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend? With a John Deere letter."

"How many animals can you fit in a condom? A cock and a couples of hares! Source: I was told this in a bar tonight and felt the need to share it!"

"dude you're gonna need to take me home tonight i can't drive like this ""bro this is hi-c orange lava burst"" iim a lightweight ha ha"

"Always face somebody and make eye contact while talking... Especially when they attempt small talk at the urinal."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... And says ""gimme a beer and a mop."""

"Chuck Norris Sperm is so tough, girls have to chew before they swallow."