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Joke of the Day
"A joke What do you go a place where cows go eat lunch ? A Calvefateria"
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"It's true what they say: shut up."
"im not a morning person. in the morning i am a goat"
"If you wear a ship's captain's hat around, people will just do what you say. I run a Starbucks, a Target, a submarine, and two street gangs."
"What kind of tree grows in your hand? A palm tree."
"I heard that the majority of car accidents happen within 15 minutes of home So I decided to move 30 minutes away"
"*tries to quietly eat carrot sticks during your funeral*"
"If Obama wins I'm leaving the country. If Romney wins I'm leaving the country. This is not a political Tweet I just want to travel."
"Did you know that Germany was the original creator of the Amazing Race? They tried to introduce it back in 1933. But the show caust too much."
"No matter how good your raspberry body wash smells, don't be tempted to drizzle it over your ice cream. I've been burping bubbles for days."