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Joke of the Day
"What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town? Entering the friend zone."
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"Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch? Because they have no attachments."
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough"
"Why does no one makes fun of the gay kid who hung himself? Because it's low-hanging fruit"
"________________________ With all the bad puns going around, I had to draw the line somewhere."
"How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once? Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president."
"The past, the present, and the future got into a fight It was tense"
"What was Hitler's last two words? Oy Vey!"
"Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?"