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Joke of the Day
"A recent survey found. 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy"
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"There are only two types of people in this world... Those who can't extrapolate from incomplete data."
"What's worse than beating a dead horse? Shooting a live gorilla"
"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doc where I should put my pants ""Over there, besides mine."""
"Donald Trump wants to build a wall between USA and Mexico... It's okay, we have tunnels."
"Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going."
"Believe in yourself. Build a religion around yourself. Canonize your quotidian tasks. Build idols of yourself in your best outfits."
"My cousin is a total audiophile... He came as soon as he heard"
"Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!"
"When you're sliding into first.... Inspired by a LeBron James thread from /pics of all things.... What's your favorite?"