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Joke of the Day
"What did the Ghost say to the Bee? Boo Bee"
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"Me: You should cut your toenails. Wife: Huh? M: You're scratching my leg. W: I'm WAY on the other side of the bed! M: That's kinda my point."
"Your mom... Your mother is so classless, she could be marxist utopia."
"Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. ""What is this 45 in math?"" asked her father. ""I think that's the size of the class"" she said quickly!"