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Joke of the Day

"Most TV ads: men are dumb, women are annoying, you're stupid & that's great, eat this fatty, America!, 4-hr erections, you're so alone."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"

"God said to Jon ""Come forth, and recieve eternal life."" But Jon came fifth, and won a toaster."

"My mate asked me if Wonderwall was the most culturally influential track of all time I said maybe"

"A Russian guy goes for an eye test The doctor tells him to read the following : MHXYHDGUGNKAZ. Then the Russian says,""Read this? I even know that guy, he is my cousin's friend."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? ..............you pull the pin and throw it back!"

"Deja Poo The overwhelming feeling of ""I think I have heard this bullshit before."""

"I met up with two friends of mine. One of them asked me what did I do yesterday, and I said I watched Rashomon. But the second friend had a different story."

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone knew, you were still out shopping, yes, it sucks to be you."

"What does a fedora guy say on the Singapore border? M'lasia"