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Joke of the Day
"Y'all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders."
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"Just once, I'd ike a cop to pull me over and tell me how great I'm driving, especially considering I've had 12 beers."
"Amazing scenes in rural US as Trump supporters are seen high-sixing each other."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Can't jelly my dick in your ass"
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves.... Free!"
"What do you call two Chinese government massacres? Tienanmen squared"
"When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg ""just wants to be friends."""
"""I really thought by now we'd all have robots,"" he wrote, typing on a small device containing the sum of the world's knowledge."
"I asked my Welsh friend how many partners he's had in his life... he started to count and he fell asleep."
"You know why ancient Greek children were always getting lost from their parents? 'Cause they kept Roman around!"