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Joke of the Day

"I didn't realise you spelled your name with a ""ph"", Steve. My apologies, Pheven."

"Hey gurl, are you an inaccurate answer? Because that is one-significant-figure"

"What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon? He got lemonaids."

"Black people Ash Wednesday doesn't have anything to do with. your dry cracked skin."

"What do you called an unemployed Jamaican? Jah Bless"

"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Drumpf are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an Oscar? He was out standing in his field."

"The dogboner /Neil degrasse Tyson situation has been an elaborate ruse all so Michael hale could claim on gawker that he has a girlfriend"

"While my husband is gone I was cleaning...the Nutella jar. He will be impressed at how I gained 10lbs in 4hrs."

"What did Santa Claus say when Mrs. Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!"