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Joke of the Day

"I didn't realise you spelled your name with a ""ph"", Steve. My apologies, Pheven."

"I was tanning on the beach with my son. After a while, he looked at me and said, ""You're look like a lobster."" ""Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?"" I asked. He said, ""No, you're just really ugly."""

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? ...because he kneaded a poo."

"Subway really has helped Jared transform himself Ever since he starting eating it he's been able to get into smaller and smaller pants."

"(Not a joke) Can have some flairs for the type of joke? So we'll know which jokes are One-liners,short,long,punny,and anti-humor"

"What did the triangle say to the preacher? Forgive me father for I have sin()."

"Every 15 minutes, a woman gets run over. She's starting to get pissed."

"""I see..."" said the blind man as he pissed into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""

"Billfold Biopsy While I was in the hospital, the surgeons found a large lump in my wallet... ... ... But they got all of it."

"You got the whitest teeth ever come across."