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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians? They can be rather one-sided."

"What do you call 717 dead Hajj pilgrims? A good start. My grandfather died making the Hajj; he fell out of a guard tower. Where do Black Muslims go? The back of the stampede!"

"If strippers are now called ""exotic dancers"" then drug dealers should be called ""exotic pharmacists""."

"I'm not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation."

"Today we are offering the twin tower special... Two can dine for $9.11. Desert is $7.47 each."

"everyday im faced w/ a choice b/w good & evil. i try to be good but why woud i ever choose MIRACLE whip when i can hav a HELL MANS MAYONAISE"

"What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !"

"So I was sentenced to death by hanging... but my execution is being suspended temporarily."

"Q: Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? A: He wanted to work overtime."

"What was the weather like at the rap concert? There was a Lil Wayne."