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Joke of the Day
"Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians? They can be rather one-sided."
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"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one if he's got a good crew to do it."
"If you get raped... Then at least you know there is someone in the world who wants you."
"A guy walks into the doctors office... ...and says I'm having trouble making friends you fucking prick"
"If black people have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."
"What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe? I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank"
"What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One in the center eating its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds."
"Picture the perfect woman. Wrong. You're a guy. You're always wrong."
"Coke is just cherry coke after it's lost its virginity."
"I just wanna make a lot of money and not do very much, is that so wrong?"