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Joke of the Day
"Today we are offering the twin tower special... Two can dine for $9.11. Desert is $7.47 each."
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"""I'm so pissed I could punch a ba-"" ""A what?"" Big Baby from Toy Story 3 hovers over me, sawed-off shotgun in hand. ""A bagel. I HATE carbs."""
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