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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."
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"After kissing a girl in back of the gym for several hours I said, ""You know, this isn't working out."""
"Yesterday I came out of the closet. Then realized I should probably stop masturbating in my closet."
"A man goes to the doctor He says, ""Doc, I got a problem. I take a huge shit every morning at 8."" The doctor asks, ""How is that a problem?"" The man says, ""I don't wake up until 10:30."""
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"I am so bored in my current profession. I am thinking of becoming a bartender... ...to shake things up a bit."
"Hilary clinton married for love Love of power, sure, but it's technically love"
"What do doctors hope to see on Christmas Santa-Gauze! I'll see myself out..."
"A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre... so the barman gives her one."
"A magician walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."