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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctor He says, ""Doc, I got a problem. I take a huge shit every morning at 8."" The doctor asks, ""How is that a problem?"" The man says, ""I don't wake up until 10:30."""

"I'm not racist... ...because I have a color TV!"

"I just took a huge shot It was quite a vowel movement!"

"Why is yellow afraid of red? Because red blue green."

"What do whiteblood cells and Trump have in common? They hate foreigners."

"My father could have the original copy of the Declaration of Independence on the counter, and still make a meatball sandwich over top of it."

"Why did the bi-sexual bear see a psychiatrist? He was a bi-polar bear"

"Lately I've started telling tree jokes. I think it's time to branch out."

"My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe."

"Last night my mom made dinner, serving up a nice plate of ""You had so much potential"" with a steaming side of ""You shoulda married Jeff."""