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Joke of the Day
"I tried to write with my broken pencil today it was pointless"
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"What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence? Parole."
"I don't see dead people, I just see people that I wish were dead."
"What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican? Paypal"
"""Ok welcome to ask stupid questions club. Any questions?"" Is this ask stupid questions club? ""You're now the leader of this club"" What club?"
"You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If ""mom"" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*"
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"TIFU by being a dyslexic bus driver Whoops, wrong bus"
"I would make a joke about Mexicans But they already are one...."