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Joke of the Day
"You wanna read a joke about Sodium? Na . . . What about Nitrosoxide NO . . . Umm... Potassium? K.."
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"Knock knock Knock Knock... Who's there? The police The police who? Mam, your son is dead."
"Got arrested for playing the guitar. Because I was fingering A minor."
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"Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament? Because they lost their 2 best shooters"
"I like my humor like i like my coffee Dark, bitter but satisfying."
"You are no longer what you eat. You are now your browser history."
"Looks like someone spent more time at the gym than in English class..."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture."
"What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine? After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around."