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Joke of the Day

"how do you get a dog to stop licking his balls?, pick it up and suck its dick."

"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"How many drums does it take to make a good ska band? Nobody knows."

"What does a goat have when it gives birth? A kid."

"Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other."

"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month."

"Did you hear about the lady that had breast implants made of oak? It would be nice if this joke had a punch line, woodentit?"

"I feel like this election ended up being a good thing for Hilary Clinton. At least now she knows what it feels like to get fucked by the president."

"I wanted to see lot of animals so I went to the zoo. But they only had one small dog. It was a SHIH-TZU."

"It's official. I hate Nickelback more than terrorism."