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Joke of the Day

"Two condoms are walking down a street... When they come across a gay bar, one condom turns to the other and asks, ""What do you think? Feel like getting shit-faced tonight?"""

"FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend ME: generic excuse FRIEND: did u just say ""generic excuse"""

"Does a litter box count as a guest bathroom?"

"Black Fathers"

"Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

"Dark jokes are a slippery slope... One guy slipped and never told a joke again."

"What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!"

"Text your friends but leave voicemails for your enemies."

"A computer programmer was asked if he used Java or something else. After a short pause, he replied ""Yes."""

"What should we name this ancient Japanese throwing knife? A: Let's just name it the first thing that comes to mind, think you can handle that? B: Sure I can."