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Joke of the Day

"Your selfie would be way better if you weren't in it."

"What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality"

"Why did the punk cross the road. He was stapled to the chicken."

"I know a great knock knock joke But you have to start it."

"If you have to do more than 3 takes when taking a picture of yourself, it's not the angle or the lighting. It's you. You're ugly."

"Fact: 9/10 people enjoy date rape"

"Mom, Dad, I'm a gatherer. -Caveman coming out to his parents."

"look, men and women are BIOLOGICALLY different. ever since the cave man times boys have loved cars and girls have loved toy ovens"

"Girl, you're like speeding in a construction zone... Double Fine"

"What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? You only need one nail for the picture!"