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"My next song is about subtraction. Take it away..."
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"Going to my daughter's middle school basketball game. In light of recent events, I've asked her to leave the guns at home."
"chemistry What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ""HeHe"""
"What did the celebrity say to the tabloid? ""You discussed me!"""
"What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name? Sweet pee."
"Joke WHAT'S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK? -- Kermit's fingers Disgusting but made me giggle like a school girl bitch"
"Greek yogurt Its just not as rich as it was before"
"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."
"A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, ""I don't know. It all happened so fast."""
"Did you hear about the guy who was sent to prison for poor grammar? His cellmate put his semi in his colon."