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Joke of the Day
"Unemployed teachers ..... Have no class"
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"I see your thesaurus joke and raise you mine. Did you here about the truck full of thesauruses that crashed? Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted, and taken aback."
"The Vatican just deleted all the Pope's tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church."
"For those of you concerned about my upcoming birthday and struggling for ideas as to what to get me this year, I have registered for gifts at the liquor store..."
"I kept unwrapping my present and it was the lamest gift ever. A cardboard tube."
"Don't dwell on bad things that happened in your past. Focus on the terrible things that'll happen tomorrow."
"For all the downvoters GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER"
"My Christian friend asked 4 proof there is no God.nnI pointed out Adam Sandler is a multimillionaire movie starnnNow my friend's an atheist"
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale."
"I put on a pretty expensive perfume and went into an Apple Store Everyone enjoyed; it is good they don't have any Windows."