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Joke of the Day
"""Don't let your inner child die!"" could be a slogan for an anti abortion campaign."
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"Where Did it go? Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere."
"Skinny girls look good in tight clothes.. butt curvy girls look good naked"
"I like my women how I like my whiskey... Aged 12 years"
"What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time? A line of marathon runners"
"Why was Jack scared? Because Jack was bean stalked"
"A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins."
"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? Because he fingered a minor."
"I have a car! I had a car, Untill i woke up"
"My wife sent me out to buy something that would make her look sexy. So I went to the store, and came home with a case of beer."