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Joke of the Day

"'So where do you work?' 'I work for the World Health Organisation' 'Who?' 'That's right'"

"Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?"

"*I reach for the thermostat* *my dad runs in barking* *neighbor's dad starts barking* *within seconds all the neighborhood dads are barking*"

"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 shades of grey. Like the one where she gets a job right after college"

"Someone rang my doorbell twice this morning, so I guess I'm having lunch behind the couch."

"Some kid on xbox live told me he had *** with my mom I told him my mother has AIDS."

"What lights up a football pitch at night? A football match......."

"*thousands of puppies flooding onto the battlefield* General: ""STAY STRONG, MEN!"" *soldiers just petting puppies everywhere*"

"Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving..."

"At the last supper Jesus was probably like it would be way more comfortable for everyone if some of you sat on the other side of the table"