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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard"

"Being the President is seriously stressful. Kennedy lost his mind!"

"Hey I just met you... And this is Crazy... But this is a nice restaurant... So, Silence your baby!"

"I stepped on a nail the other day I was going to avoid it but I didn't see the point"

"Why do we hate making up gay jokes? Because it's always a pain in the ass"

"What do we want? A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt!"

"Sneezed while doing sign language and accidentally threw up a gang sign. 17 drug lords are chasing me down the street. Send help."

"How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from."

"They say the average male has sex 89 times per year. Though, I heard that result was just because one guy had sex 17.7 billion times in the year the data was collected."

"How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online? He types, ""HALOL"""