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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about having insomnia? Only one nights sleep til Christmas!"
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"A person in my class is constantly playing with his watch I wish I had that kind of time on my hands"
"How do you get ""Dick"" from Richard? You ask him politely."
"Remember, YOUR God is real. All those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense. But not yours. Your God is real. Whichever one that is."
"Cows How does a farmer count cows? On a cowculater :D:D (ya its crap)"
"What do you get when you mix S&M with R&B? The Marquis de [Sade](http://i.imgur.com/srWEGsC.jpg)"
"I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star. Britney's Peers"
"I consider myself a hopeless romantic because I only fall in love with women who are out of my league."
"What is a religious gorilla called? A monk-ey"
"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway."