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Joke of the Day

"Remember, YOUR God is real. All those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense. But not yours. Your God is real. Whichever one that is."

"What do you call a guy having phone sex? Hard of hearing"

"Watch 'Titanic' backwards and it's the feel-good story of a ship that rescues a bunch of drowning swimmers and takes them on a dream cruise."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? ""I don't know."" ""So you're the one!"""

"There wad a 4 car pile up in Mexico today. . 93 people died."

"If you build a triangle with sticks. Would it be, twigernometry?"

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get his tiny little legs open?"

"two guy's are sitting on the front porch in the yard they see a dog licking his balls one say's to the other do you think I could do that? his buddy says maybe but I think you should pet him first"

"Ukraine asks Russia to leave... Russia replies, ""Crimea river."""

"Hello, Atheist Ghostbusters? Yes? I have a ghost in my bathroom. No, you don't. Oh, right. Thanks so much! That's why we're here."