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Joke of the Day

"Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities."

"How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function? He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck."

"Why can a Cheetah not hide? Because it's always spotted."

"Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!"

"Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now."

"They say ""dress for the job you want,"" but this space suit chafes and I'm not convinced that Arby's is truly committed to a space program."

"I recently found out my blood type is A+ However, in my tests I only get B or less. Doesn't success run in my blood?"

"What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*"

"I thought being patronized would be cool until they explained it did not involve tequila."

"The Pope originally wanted to invite Hillary to speak but the Vatican couldn't afford it."