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Joke of the Day

"""Premature ejaculation man I NEED HELP!!"" I'M COMING!"

"What do you get when you have Avogadro's number of donkeys? Molasses."

"How do you get fifty old women to say f**k? Shout ""Bingo!"""

"I hate those Babushka dolls... ...they're so full of themselves!"

"I'm going to go to the gym and then to eat a Doritos Loco Taco, because I like to keep my body guessing whether or not I hate it."

"Me and my friends started a band called 1,023 Megabytes... We haven't gotten a gig yet."

"Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!"

"Whenever a woman tells me that she just wants to have a good time and sleep with me, I say ""You can only pick one."""

"What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels? A heroine addict."

"What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus? Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus..."