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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, on a sunny day their light comes from the glass ceiling. edit; missing words"

"America is in labor now Soon we will know if it's a boy or a girl."

"You hurt the feelings of a person who was once the crush of a person who was once a friend of mine so you're a BAD person. ~ internet logic"

"I was having sex with this girl last night and she kept screaming the wrong name all night. I wonder who tape is..."

"When I started doing stand-up, I didn't have a lot of my own material, so I used to steal Mitch Hedberg jokes I still do, but I used to too."

"What kind of bee's make milk? BOObees!"

"How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet."

"Cyber Monday! a/s/l?"

"Does Robbie Williams like decimals and percentages? No, he's loving angles instead."

"Birds sure seem pretty stupid until you see pigeon shit on a Hummer."