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Joke of the Day

"What's the best class in school if you want to be a doctor? Weight training, it gives you the most patients."

"Someone hit me in the head with a bottle of omega 3 tablets the other day. It's OK, it was just a super fish oil wound"

"Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray? In the Mossque."

"There are hundreds of ways to make a woman happy and only one to make a man happy: LEAVE HIM ALONE."

"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"Why did the blonde keep coat hangers under her seat? In case she locks her keys in her car."

"Organic chemistry is difficult Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."

"Why do rpg characters like potions so much? Because they're always the life of the party!"

"You better watch out, you better not cry You better not pout, I'm telling you why Emotion signals weakness to your enemy Be vigilant, my son"

"A Jew walks into a BAR.. Passes."