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Joke of the Day

"Why do rpg characters like potions so much? Because they're always the life of the party!"

"At university I was going to join the debating class... ...but someone talked me out of it"

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye But I had to break it off because she was seeing someone on the side."

"When I was 8 years old, my dad got me with the worst dad joke ever. He said he was going to the store and would be back soon..."

"""What would be your main strength?"" Well, I can communicate with animals... ""Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?"" They can't understand me."

"What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building? The Czech bounced."

"What does Mrs. Potato Head call her husband's penis? The Dick-tater."

"Sex jokes Are Not Funny Come on guys."

"How did the hipster burn his hand? He was into lightbulbs before they were cool."

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it's not eight, 'cause my basement is still dark"