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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a journalist in Russia? An ambulance."

"Did you hear the new Whitney Houston album? It didn't make much of a splash."

"Did you hear about the Supreme Court ruling that you can marry a sandwich? Yeah, the BLT community are very excited!"

"Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities."

"Did you hear about the man that flashed three nuns? Two had a stroke and one couldn't reach."

"What's a 69er got in common with the mafia ? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"The secret of recent explosion of Antares rocket The decades old Soviet rocket engines it used were engineered to fly TO America, not AWAY from it."

"""Were any famous men born on your birthday?"" ""No, only little babies."" "

"Why don't they call the Batman film ""The White Knight"" instead of ""The Dark Knight""? Because no one would care that he died."

"I just took a huge shit. I feel really bad because it wasn't mine and stealing is wrong."