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Joke of the Day
"Never threaten anyone. It spoils the surprise."
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"Mexico Olympic Team Joke Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team? Their best swimmers are all in American waters."
"What do mathematicians think about exponential functions? They're radical."
"Made it to that level of dad where I just called dibs on the TV that I bought in the house that I own with the cable I pay for."
"Did you hear about the tap dancer? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink."
"What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? ""Nowledge."""
"What did James Potter say to his wife when she told him she's been cheating with one of his friends ? ARE YOU FUCKING SIRIUS ?"
"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication"
"What's a Mad Cow's favorite rap song? MOO! Bitch, get out the way... Get out the way... Get out the way."
"If God wanted to impress me with his 'miracles' he would've impregnated Joesph, not a poor unwed teenage girl. That shit happens every day."