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Joke of the Day

"What's a Mad Cow's favorite rap song? MOO! Bitch, get out the way... Get out the way... Get out the way."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter."

"For every 1 hour I spend with friends, I need 30 days to recover by myself."

"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a cat....."

"""Suicide Squad"" looks like a bunch of people Avril Lavigne hangs out with."

"What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination? A log n truck."

"Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives? They're called the Clue Clucks Clan"

"My last relationship was so bad, it featured Pitbull."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death please open this door !"