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Joke of the Day
"What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? ""Nowledge."""
Next Joke
"Kid: Dad, a girl called me ugly, how long does ugly last.. Dad:Hey hun Mom:Yes? Dad: How old are you? Mom: 45 Dad:theres your answer kid"
"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."
"Working on my resume. How do I spin ""total mess"" into a marketable skill?"
"What we can say Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hi dad"""
"*Arrives to save damsel in distress* Me: ""Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your--"" Rapunzel: ""I have a boyfriend."" Dragon flying by: ""BURN!!"""
"4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money? Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff? She's a criminal mastermind."
"What do you call a German guy that measure horses Hands"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle pith helmet and pygmy guide"
"Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)? They can't defend towers."