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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication"

"What's the definition of an african-american? Proof that skunks and monkeys fuck."

"My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30 am. 2:30! Luckily I was still up playing my drums."

"Why? How I answer every text when my friends with little kids ask me what I'm doing tonight Related - I never babysit"

"Jesus walks into a bar No he didn't, because he isn't real."

"Why can t my 14 year old friend drive... Because she s a woman"

"*pounds fist twice on chest* *kisses two fingers* *throws peace sign & nods head at DJ* I don't know what I just did, but we should leave."

"Idiots beating you down Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

"Yo momma so poor... that ducks throw bread at her. I fucking lost my shit at a [6]!"

"Why does a Mexican take Xanax? For his Borderline Personality Disorder."