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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication"

"What do you call memories of old Playstation? Sony-stalgia"

"Steve Jobs' entire legacy is invalidated by the shortness of the iPhone charger's cord."

"""Hi honey did you miss me?"" ""With every bullet so far"" - Married with children. Peggy and Al Bundy. Just watch the whole thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_PKMbdNTU"

"*couple's marriage begins to fall apart* *marriage counselor blows on them like an N64 cartridge* Okay how about now"

"At the Last Supper... [At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* ""This is my body!"" *Jesus raises wine* ""And this is my blood!"" *Pulls out 9 of Clubs* ""And this is your card"" *Apostles go nuts*"

"Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, ""COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME!"""

"Tried to impress 9 by making up sentences containing 3 of her vocabulary words at once, so now she knows what ""nerd"" means."

"Chris Christie finally got a job in Trump's administration. He's going to be the border wall."

"So my dog told me it was into BDSM So I tied it up and turned on the vacuum cleaner"